My best night club moment.

This one goes back about 10 years, but it's still kinda funny to this day, because it brought out my little tiny dark side. I had fallen out with the guy who was my best friend about 6 months earlier. On this particular night, I was sitting in the club drinking a beer and watching the Braves game on the big screen waiting on the crowd to come in, when here comes Keith and a couple of his buddies. They sit at a corner table and he tries to come talk to me, and I pretty much blow him off. So he goes and sits with his buddies and I keep watching the game. Well, about 9:30 after the band starts playing, a rather attractive redhead asks me to dance. About halfway thru the dance, she says, "Guess what, my husband's watching us!" I said, "excuse me?" She says, "don't worry, he and I have an understanding." I said, "no, I'm sorry, I don't play that." When the song ends, she says, "fine, I'll find someone else to hang out with!" (even though her husband is there, too. Go figure.) At that point, the light goes off in my head, and I told her I knew somebody who would be interested. So, I go to the corner and tell Keith that I have someone that wants to meet him. Of course, he gets excited and says, "where is she, introduce me!" So, I introduce them, and come to find out later, she didn't introduce the guy as her husband, but as her friend. So, they danced and kissed the rest of the night, and I just laughed.
About 3 or 4 months later, he came by the house and asked me, "Do you remember that girl you introduced me to at the club?" I said yeah. He said, "did you know she was married?" I said, "Yeah!" He got a little ticked and said, "Well, g-- damn, why didn't you tell me that?!"
My logical, intelligent answer: "You didn't ask!" LOL
He left and I haven't seen him since.